Next week we return to the classic MWF schedule. I was getting way stressed out trying to do 5x a week, and I’d rather do 3x a week for months and months and months like I used to rather than do 5x for a few weeks and then take a big ol’ break ’cause I’m stressed the hell out. I’m excited!

Actually, despite the fact that I check the Adult listings on Craigslist pretty frequently since they’re often hysterical, I’ve never seen any sort of transvestite/transsexual/transgender/etc. postings. Maybe Richmond isn’t a big enough city? Or are there are probably enough websites oriented towards such individuals and their admirers that it isn’t necessary to post on Craigslist?

Weekend yesss.

I’m thinking about switching back to a 3x a week update schedule, we’ll see how it goes.

Happy Valentimes!

BECAUSE HE IS DRUNK. HA HAAAAAA

Do epidurals work even slightly in this fashion? Oopsdon’tknowdon’tcare!

Posting from Duke, where I can’t quite figure out how to scan in B&W or take the blue pencils out without weirdening up the inking a little, so when I’m back in Richmond I’ll post a nicer version. Hope those of you who got snow enjoyed it, there wasn’t even a dusting in terms of accumulation down here.

But really, what overeducated white person hasn’t been annoyed that they aren’t the quirkiest at some point in their life?

Lately who hasn’t been mad at whoever invented the cold?

McGrundlets are like that time the lady got a chicken’s head (as opposed to a chickenhead) in her McNuggets, but on purpose.

So, it snowed where I am. And where most or all of you are. How ’bout them apples?